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Friday, November 19, 2010

I Do Not Qualify to Work at Pizza Hut

So we were at the mall the other day and I saw a poster advertising ‘Employees Wanted’ at Pizza Hut! “I love Pizza Hut!” I thought. Hmmm….



It turns out I couldn’t work there, even if I wanted to. Why? Let’s take a closer look.




I do alright with the first few things. I’m a woman. I have energy, and I’m assuming I also possess whatever qualities those other words mean. I even meet the minimum height requirements of 157cm (really Pizza Hut, height minimum?). The problem (aside of course, from not speaking the language) is that I am too old.

Pizza Hut wants sexy young women (between the ages of 18-22 to be exact) and at the haggard age of 24, I just don’t fit in that bracket.

Oh what I would give to be young again, and have doors of opportunity still open before me.

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